Haiku: An important thing

An important thing
I housed specifically–
Where the hell is it?!

I prayed to Walkie

I prayed to Walkie*
Twenty-four pairs of clean socks–
All matched, no orphans!

*a trans-dimensional disembodied leg on planet Ooomgarbluck.

Haiku: Sunday makeup test

Sunday makeup test:
Blue, white, black, with some crystals
October, baby!

Haiku: Subtle tormentor

Subtle tormentor:
I worry that I’ll forget
My own phone number.

Haiku: In this autumn heat…

In this autumn heat…
Wait a second–autumn heat?
Eccentric seasons.

Haiku: Ambivalent Ode

Ambivalent Ode:
This haiku is the greatest!
…But maybe it’s not.

Haiku: Tender artichoke

Tender artichoke
And a bowl full of butter:
Saturday night snack.

Haiku: Like a tooth with legs

Like a tooth with legs
He hops across my windshield:
A little green bug

Haiku: Issa? Oh Issa?

Issa…? Oh, Issaaa?
Where did my haiku book go?
Absent mindedness.

Haiku: Yellow, blue, purple

Yellow, blue, purple
Bruises of all shapes, sizes;
How did I get these??